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JULY 25TH 2021

AS PROMISED, HERE ARE THE EXCLUSIVE PHOTOGRAPHS OF OUR FOUNDER AND CEO OF WIN TV BARON STORM AFTER HIS SEX CHANGE OPERATION IN SWEDEN.

UPON LEAVING THE HOSPITAL HE FLEW IN HIS CORPORATE HANG GLIDER TO HAWAII  WHERE HE ENTERED THE WOMENS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP SURFING CONTEST AND WALKED AWAY WITH THE FIRST PRIZE TROPHY.

HE LATER POSED FOR THE COVER OF A MAJOR SURFING AND SWIMWEAR MAGAZINE AND NOW ALL WIN TV SUBSCRIBERS AND VIEWERS HAVE ACCESS TO THIS EXCLUSIVE PICTURE OF THE NEW MISS BARON STORM.

MISS STORM ALSO SIGNED A MULTI-YEAR ENDORSEMENT CONTRACT WITH TWO COMPANIES, “SNAP ON TOOLS” AND TAMPAX. NO WORD YET ON THE PRODUCTION OF COMMERCIALS AS NO ONE SEEMS TO KNOW HOW TO PRODUCE THEM.

 

 

JULY 24TH 2021

BARON STORM, OUR FEARLESS FOUNDER AND CEO OF WIN TV IS MAKING CHANGES IN BIG WAY.

TODAY HE GOES INTO A SWEDISH HOSPITAL IN FREDENSBORG WHERE THEY ARE OFFERING A TWO FOR ONE SEX CHANGE.

ALWAYS LOOKING FOR A DEAL BARON STORM TOOK THEM UP ON THEIR OFFER AND WILL EMERGE FROM HOSPITAL TOMORROW AS MISS BARON STORM.

ASKED WHY HE WOULD UNDERGO SUCH RADICAL SURGERY HE EXPLAINED THAT IT WOULD ASSIST HIM IN HIS WORK AS A SPY FOR MI5, (THE BRITISH INTELLIGENCE AGENCY) AS PART OF HIS JOB HAS BEEN SLEEPING WITH A LOT OF THE ENEMY IN ORDER TO EXTRACT INFORMATION.

 

TOMORROW WE WILL HAVE EXCLUSIVE PICTURES OF THE RESULTS OF HIS SURGERY SO MAKE SURE THAT YOU COME BACK TO THIS PAGE TO CHECK HIM/HER OUT.

 

JULY 23RD 2021

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JULY 22ND. 2021

BARON STORM OUR FEARLESS four NDER AND CEO OF WIN TV WAS AWARDED THE HUMANITARIAN WORLD AWARD AT A CEREMONY IN TAMPA FLORIDA LAST NIGHT.

THIS IS THE NINTH TIME HE HAS BEEN PRESENTED WITH THIS AWARD.

THIS TIME IT WAS FOR HIS SACRIFICE OF HIS OWN SAFETY IN THE “LIGHT UP WITH LIGHTNING” RESEARCH PROGRAM.

DELIBERATELY ATTRACTING LIGHTNING STRIKES CAN BE VERY DANGEROUS BUT BARON STORM NOT ONLY DOES THIS HIMSELF BUT TEACHES OTHER STUDENTS HOW TO ATTRACT LIGHTNING.

WATCH THE FOLLOWING VIDEO TO SEE THE MOMENT WHEN LIGHTNING HITS BARON STORM THREE TIMES IN RAPID SUCCESSION. USING HIS NEW PATENTED NON-STICK UNDERWEAR (YOU DON’T HAVE TO LAUNDER THEM EVER BECAUSE NOTHING STICKS) AS A GROUNDING AGENT BARON STORM WALKS AWAY FROM EACH STRIKE.

THE UNDERWEAR IS NOW ON SALE FOR $49.00 USD.

BONUS! THE EXTRA LARGE MENS UNDERWEAR CAN ALSO BE USED AS A NON-STICK FRY PAN FOR THOSE PERFECT EGGS!

ENJOY.

JULY 21ST 2021

BARON STORM BEAT BOTH SIR RICHARD BRANSON AND JEFF BEZOS INTO SPACE REPORTS THE WALL ST JOURNAL.

BILLIONAIRE BARON STORM BEAT THESE TOW FELLOW BILLIONAIRES INTO SPACE BY ALMOST A YEAR. IN FACT HE HAS SPENT MORE TIME IN SPACE THAN MOST NASA ASTRONAUTS.

AFTER AN IN DEPTH INVESTIGATIVE REPORTER FROM THE WALL ST JOURNAL STARTED LOOKING INTO THE HISTORY OF PRIVATE SPACE FLIGHT SHE DISCOVERED THAT BARON STORM, NOW THE WEALTHIEST MAN IN THE WORLD FIRST ENTERED SPACE IN 2019.

HE PRIVATELY FINANCED MANY ROCKET LAUNCHES AND SHE UNCOVERED THE PROOF OF THIS REMARKABLE ACHIEVEMENT  BY SECURING THIS REMARKABLE VIDEO.

IF YOU LOOK REALLY CLOSELY AT THE NOSE CONES OF THE VARIOUS ROCKETS YOU CAN SOMETIMES SEE BARON STORM WAVING AT THE ONLOOKERS.

WHEN YOU SEE WHAT LOOKS LIKE HIM HOLDING A FEMALE RUBBER DOLL IN A FRENCH MAIDS UNIFORM HE EXPLAINED THAT THIS WAS A REAL FRENCH MAID. 

SKEPTICS ARGUE THAT A REAL FRENCH MAID DOES NOT HAVE AN AIR VALVE IN THE MIDDLE OF HER FOREHEAD.

ENJOY THE VIDEO AND WATCH AS THE FEARLESS BARON STORM IS CLEARLY THE FIRST MAN INTO SPACE.

  • NO ONE SAID THAT HE WAS IN ONE PIECE WHEN HE WAS BLOWN INTO SPACE. HOWEVER WITH MIRACLE WORKERS ON STAND BY ALL THE BARON STORM BITS WERE PUT TOGETHER AGAIN. WHICH WAS THE INSPIRATION FOR THE CLASSIC CHILDREN’S SONG  HUMPTY DUMPTY SAT ON A WALL.

JULY 20TH 2021

A LOT OF PEOPLE ASK THE QUESTION, “HOW DOES BARON STORM MAKE HIS BILLION’S”?

WELL THE SIMPLE ANSWER WAS THAT HE STOLE MOST OF IT. 

HOWEVER, HE IS MOST PROUD OF HIS LEGITIMATE EARNINGS THAT COME FROM TRULY GREAT ORIGINAL AND UNIQUE IDEAS.

FOR EXAMPLE.: HE NOTICED THAT EVERY CITY HAS LIMITED PARKING FOR CARS AND TRUCKS AND EVEN IF SOMEONE GETS A PARKING TICKET IT IS HIGHLY UNLIKELY THAT IT WILL BE PAID ON TIME.

RECOGNIZED THE WORLD OVER AS A GENIUS WHEN IT COME TO PROBLEM SOLVING HE CREATED THE WIN TV SCHOOL OF PARKING ENFORCEMENT.

IT HAD THE SIMPLE PREMISE OF “DON’T PARK HERE OR ELSE”

THE WIN TV SCHOOL OF PARKING ENFORCEMENT IS A VERY EFFECTIVE METHOD OF MAKING SURE THAT THERE ARE NO REPEAT OFFENDERS. THE TWO YEAR COURSE TEACHES THE STUDENTS HOW TO USE A TRAIN TO GET THE JOB DONE.

THE PENALTY IS INSTANTANEOUS. 

HE WAS AWARDED A MULTI BILLION DOLLAR CONTRACT TO TAKE CARE OF THIS PROBLEM.

SEE OUR HIGHLY SKILLED WIN TV “PROPER PARKING PERSONNEL” KNOWN AS THE “PPP’s” TAKE CARE OF PEOPLE WHO PARK WHERE THEY SHOULDN’T.

 

JULY 19TH 2021

BARON STORM DID IT AGAIN. HE HAS BECOME THE FIRST PERSON TO CIRCUMNAVIGATE THE WORLD IN A RADIO CONTROLLED PLANE.

THE BOEING 747 JET WAS CONVERTED INTO AN R/C PLANE AT AN EXTRAORDINARY PRICE OF $2.5 BILLION USD. POCKET CHANGE OFR BARON STORM, NOW RECOGNIZED AS THE RICHEST MAN IN THE WORLD.

RADIO CONTROLLED CARS, TRUCKS, PLANES PROVIDE HOURS OF ENTERTAINMENT FOR PEOPLE. TO BECOME EXPERTS LIKE BARON STORM THEY ENROL IN THE WIN TV SCHOOL OF RADIO CONTROL. A TWO YEAR COURSE.

WHEN THE STUDENTS GRADUATE THEY ARE MASTERS OF RADIO CONTROL S YOU CAN PLAINLY SEE FROM THIS VIDEO WHICH FEATURES RECENT GRADUATES.

JULY 18TH 2021

AS MANY OF YOU ARE AWARE, BARON STORM, FOUNDER AND CEO OF WIN TV WAS LARGELY RESPONSIBLE FOR THE REMOVAL OF THE BERLIN WALL  WHEN HE WAS A SPY WITH BRITISH INTELLIGENCE.

HE HAS FOND MEMORIES OF RUSSIA BECAUSE WHILE UNDERCOVER HE HAD TO SPLEEP WITH A LOT OF BEAUTIFUL WOMEN AS AN UNDERCOVER AGENT. 

IT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THE REMOVAL OF THE BERLIN WALL HE JUST LIKED SLEEPING AROUND.

ON A RECENT TEIP BACK TO RUSSIA HE FOUND THAT NOTHING REALLY CHANGES. THEY HAVE THEIR OWN UNIQUE CULTURE WHICH IS CAPTURED IN THE FOLLOWING VIDEO.

BARON STORM SHOT THIS SHOCKING AND VERY DISTURBING VIDEO USING A SECRET MI5 CAMERA HIDDEN IN HIS ARMPIT.

ENJOY.

JULY 17TH 2021

IMMEDIATELY AFTER BARON STORM, THE FOUNDER AND CEO OF WIN TV HAD HIS LEGS REATTACHED AFTER THE HORRIBLE TRAIN JUMPING EPISODE, HE BOARDED HIS CORPORATE JET AND FLEW TO JAPAN.

HIS GOOD FRIEND RONALDO, THE FAMOUS SOCCER PLAYER, HAD ASKED HIM TO STAND IN FOR HIM AT THE OLYMPICS IN ONE OF THE EARLY GAMES OF SPAIN AGAINST THE TEAM FROM THE VATICAN.

BARON STORM OF COURSE LEAPT AT THE OPPORTUNITY AS HE IS ALSO A RENOWNED SOCCER PLAYER WHO SPECIALIZES IN DRIBBLING AND FAKE FOULS.

FOR THE VATICAN IT WAS THE FIRST TIME IN THE HISTORY OF THE ROMAN CATHOLIC CHURCH THAT THEY HAD ENTERED A SOCCER TEAM.

THE POPE WAS IN GOAL AND THE REST OF THE TEAM WAS MADE UP OF CARDINALS.

IT WAS THE FIRST TIME THAT A SOCCER TEAM CAME ONTO THE FIELD WEARING RED AND WHITE ROBES AS A SOCCER UNIFORM.

IN THE EARLY WARM UP PERIOD BEFORE THE SOCCER MATCH THE VATICAN TEAM DID A LOT OF KNEELING EXERCISES.

THE POPE KEPT WAVING AT EVERYONE IN THE CROWD BEHIND THE GOAL, EVEN AFTER THE MATCH HAD STARTED.

IT WAS A CLOSE GAME THAT AT FULL TIME SAW THE SCORE AT 230 – 0 FOR SPAIN.

AFTER THE GAME HAD FINISHED AND THE CROWD HAD GONE, THE JAPANESE SECURITY FORCES HAD TO FORCIBLY REMOVE THE POPE WHO WAS STILL WAVING AT THE CROWD AND PRAYING FOR A MIRACLE FINISH TO THE GAME FOR HIS TEAM.

BARON STORM SCORED 229 OF THE GOALS AND HAS GONE DOWN IN OLYMPIC HISTORY AS ONE OF THE HIGHEST SCORING SOCCER PLAYERS IN THE HISTORY OF THE SPORT.

 

 

JULY 16TH 2021

BARON STORM, OUR FOUNDER AND CEO HAS TO APOLOGIZE TO THE MILLIONS OF PEOPLE THAT FOLLOW THIS PAGE EVERY DAY.

HOWEVER, HE DOES HAVE A GOOD EXCUSE.

AFTER A VERY INTIMATE DINNER WITH A NUMBER OF HIGH PROFILE ATTENDEES AT A REMOTE SKI RESORT IN NORTHERN CANADA, THE SLIGHTLY INEBRIATED GROUP CHALLENGED BARON STORM TO STAP ON HIS SKIIS AND JUMP OVER A MOVING TRAIN.

THE MOOD WAS MERRY AS HE STRAPPED ON HIS SKIIS AND STOOD AT THE EDGE OF A CLIFF WHERE 600 FEET BELOW LAY THE RAILROAD TRACK. 

IN THE DISTANCE EVERYONE COULD HEAR THE APPROACHING TRAIN. PRINCE CHARLES STARTED JUMPING UP AND DOWN WITH EXCITEMENT, LIKE AN EXCITED CHILD. HIS EARS FLAPPING IN THE WIND.

LOOKING AT THE APPROACHING HIGH SPEED TRAIN AND TIMING HIS JUMP PERFECTLY, BARON STORM JUMPED FROM THE EDGE OF THE CLIFF AND SPED DOWN THE SLOPE TOWARDS THE TRAIN.

HOWEVER, IT BECAME READILY APPARENT THAT BARON STORM HAD IMMEDIATELY RUN INTO A MAJOR PROBLEM WITH THE PLANNED JUMP.

THE GROUP WAS SO DRUNK THAT THEY HAD FAILED TO RECOGNIZE THE FACT THYAT THERE WAS NO SNOW. THIS WAS INDEED THE MIDDLE OF SUMMER.

BARON STORM FAILED IN HIS ATTEMPT TO JUMP THE TRAIN WHICH RAN OVER AND AMPUTATED HIS LEGS.

“TRY AGAIN! “TRY AGAIN” YELLED THE GROUP FROM THE TOP OF THE CLIFF.

NEVER ONE TO LET THE CROWD DOWN BARON PICKED UP HIS AMPUTATED LEGS AND CRAWLED BACK TO THE TOP OF THE CLIFF.

“JOLLY GOOD TRY OLD CHAP” SAID PRINCE CHARLES, NOW CLAPPING HIS HANDS EXCITEDLY.

THE SECOND JUMP WAS EVENTUALLY CANCELLED AS IT PROVED VERY DIFFICULT PUTTING THE SKI BOOTS BACK ON THE SKIIS.

BARON STORM WAS FLOWN TO A NEARBY HOSIPTAL WHERE HIS LEGS WERE REATTACHED AND HE IS EXPECTED BACK FOR MORE ADVENTURES TOMORROW.

JULY 15TH 2021

BARON STORM IS BACK IN THE NEWS AGAIN.

AS A SOCIAL MEDIA INFLUENCER HE OFTEN MAKE VERY GENEROUS DONATIONS TO THOSE IN NEED.

HE ALWAYS REMEMBERS THE HARD TIMES HE HAD AN A YOUNG ENTREPRENEUR ON THE WAY UP. FOR EXAMPLE,

ONE DAY HIS ROLLS ROYCE BROKE DOWN AND ALL HE HAD IN HIS POCKETS WAS $200,000 CASH.

LUCKILY HIS BUTLER WAS THERE TO CARRY HIM THE 23.5 MILES TO THE NEAREST ROLLS ROYCE DEALERSHIP.

“WHEN YOU EXPERIENCE HARDSHIP LIKE THIS”, HE SAYS, “IT TEACHES YOU TO MAKE A POINT TO GIVE BACK.”

AND SO IT WAS THAT UPON THE RETIREMENT OF HIS TRUSTY BUTLER REGINALD, WHO SERVED HIM FOR 88 YEARS (DESPITE THE BAD BACK INJURY THAT RENDERED HIM PARALYZED FROM  THE NECK DOWN FROM CARRYING HIM 23.5. MILES.) THAT BARON STORM GAVE HIM HIS SHOE BACK THAT HE LOST WHILE CARRYING HIM.

SO WHEREVER YOU ARE AND WHOEVER YOU ARE MAKE SURE THAT YOU FOLLOW THIS BRILLIANT EXAMPLE OF “GIVING BACK” AS SET BY BARON STORM.

REGINALD WAS OVERCOME WITH EMOTION (ALTHOUGH SOME SAID IT WAS ANGER). BECAUSE OF HIS PARALYSIS IT WAS DIFFICULT TO MAKE OUT THE WORDS THAT HE SPOKE WHEN CALLED TO THE MICROPHONE, IT SEEMED THAT HE WAS USING A LOT OF WORDS THAT STARTED WITH THE LETTER “F”.

BARON STORM LED THE ROUND OF APPLAUSE AS REGINALD LEFT THE STAGE IN A COMA.

 

JULY 14TH 2021

BARON STORM IS BACK ON EARTH AFTER THE SUCCESSFUL VIRGIN SPACE FLIGHT. AS THE CHIEF PILOT HE WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR TAKING THE FIRST PASSENGERS INTO SPACE AND BRINGING THEM BACK SAFELY.

ONCE AGAIN HE HAS GONE INTO THE RECORD BOOKS. THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND WILL BE GIVING HIM HIS 10TH KNIGHTHOOD AT BUCKINGHAM PALACE ON THE 15TH SEPTEMBER 2021.

BARON STORM, SERIAL ENTREPRENEUR AND INVESTOR AND CREATOR OF THE POPULAR WEBSITE TIK TOK WANTS TO SHARE A FUNNY COMPILATION OF VIDEOS WITH HIS WIN TV VIEWERS SO EVERYONE, PLEASE ENJOY.

 

JULY 13TH 2021

BARON STORM THE FOUNDER AND CEO OF WIN TV NETWORK IS PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE THAT AT 11:15 LAST NIGHT HE BECAME THE FIRST MAN TO GIVE BIRTH TO A CHILD.

THE REMARKABLE EVENT WAS PART OF A NINE MONTH STUDY WHICH HAD HIGHLY TRAINED SCIENTISTS RETAINED BY BARON STORM INVESTIGATE THE POSSIBILITIES OF A HUMAN MALE GIVING BIRTH.

BARON STORM AND HIS INNOVATIVE APPROACH TO CHALLENGING SCIENCE RESULTED IN A STUDY THAT LOOKED AT HUMAN MALES MATING WITH TOADS.

THE TOADS DNA WAS IMPLANTED INTO BARON’S “NAUGHTY BITS” AND ALLOWED TO GROW. APPROXIMATELY SIX WEEKS LATER AFTER URINATING HE NOTICED A A SWARM OF TADPOLES SWIMMING IN THE URINAL.

ALL OF THE SCIENTIFIC TEAM RUSHED TO WATCH THE WONDERFUL EVENT UNFOLD.

BARON STORM WAS THE FIRST MAN TO GIVE BIRTH TO 150 TADPOLES.

HOWEVER, THE TRIUMPHANT EVENT WAS MARRED BY THE SERVICE OF A PATERNITY SUIT AGAINST BARON STORM CLAIMING CHILD SUPPORT FROM THE TOAD. 

SHE IS CLAIMING $1,000 DOLLAR PER MONTH PER CHILD.

BARON STORM, BEING THE PROBLEM SOLVER HE IS ALWAYS TRIES TO FIND A DIPLOMATIC ANSWER TO A PROBLEM.

SO HE FLUSHED THE TOILET.

TOMORROW HE ATTENDS AN ART SHOW IN KENYA WHARE A COLLECTION OF PAINTINGS DONE BY ELEPHANTS IS ON SALE. DO NOT MISS WHAT HAPPENS. COME BACK TO CATCH ALL THE EXCITING BARON STORM NEWS EVERY DAY.

TAKE CARE AND STAY SAFE.

 

JULY 12 2021

THIS IS A DAY TO REMEMBER. 

BARON STORM HAS BECOME THE FIRST MAN TO JUMP FROM A PLANE AT AN ALTITUDE OF 20,000 FT WITHOUT A PARACHUTE AND LAND SAFELY ON THE TOP OF A HYATT HOTEL HELICOPTER PAD IN ATLANTA.

THE SPECTACULAR STUNT YOU CAN SEE IN FULL DETAIL AS BARON STORM PLUMMETS TOWARDS THE EARTH.

USING HIS AERODYNAMICALLY DESIGNED BODY TO SLOW HIS DESCENT AND FLATULENCE (FARTS GAINED FROM EATING 5 GALLONS OF BAKED BEANS,) AS JETS OF AIR, (VERY MUCH LIKE THE TECHNOLOGY EMPLOYED BY ELON MUSKS SPACESHIP FIRST STAGE LANDINGS) HE WAS ABLE TO EFFECT A SMOOTH LANDING ON THE HELICOPTER PAD.

UNFORTUNATELY SOMEONE HAD JUST LANDED A HELICOPTER THERE AND THE HELICOPTER WAS DESTROYED.

PLEASE LOOK AT THIS CRAZY PEOPLE OF THE LUCKIEST PEOPLE ALIVE

WE MUST WARN YOU THAT WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE IS SHOCKING, SCARY AND A REMINDER TO BE CAREFUL OUT THERE.

ENJOY.

 

JULY 11TH 2021

FROM THE BEGINNING OF TIME PEOPLE HAVE FOUGHT BATTLES AND USED A HEAD BUTT AS A WEAPON. 

THIS IS ALSO VERY PREVALENT IN ANIMALS AS A WAY OF ATTACKING OR DOMINATING AN OPPONENT. 

BARON STORM, THE FOUNDER AND CEO OF WIN TV, WHO IS RECOGNIZED AS THE HEAD BUTT WORLD CHAMPION OF THE WORLD, HAS SEVERAL TITANIUM STEEL SHEETS IN HIS HEAD AS A RESULT OF SEVERAL HEAD BUTTS WITH A BLACK RHINO.

YOU CAN ACTUALLY SEE HIM HERE IN THIS VIDEO HEAD BUTTING A MASSIVE ANIMAL THAT WAS BENT ON TAKING HIM DOWN.

THIS IS A REMARKABLE VIDEO THAT HAS BEEN NOMINATED FOR SEVERAL ACADEMY AWARDS.

ENJOY

JULY 10TH 2021

MUSIC PLAYS A GREAT PART IN OUR LIVES AND ONCE IN A WHILE A UNIQUE APPROACH OR INSTRUMENT BECOMES VERY INTERESTING.

HERE IS A VIDEO OF TWO GIANT MUSHROOM PLAYERS THAT CREATE A UNIQUE SOUND.

THE MUSHROOMS THAT THESE GENTLEMEN ARE PLAYING ARE GROWN IN THE AMAZON JUNGLE WHERE THEY GROW ON PILES OF PARROT POOP.

THEY WERE FIRST DISCOVERED BY BARON STORM WHO WAS ON AN EXPEDITION TRYING TO FIND A PYGMY TRIBE.

BARON STORM IS A SUPERB MUSICIAN IN HIS OWN RIGHT WHO OVER A PERIOD OF SEVEN YEARS CREATED THE WORLD’S FIRST SYMPHONY FOR THE CASTANETS.

CASTANETS ONLY HAVE ONE NOTE WHICH RESEMBLES A “CLACK” SO IT WAS EXCEEDINGLY DIFFICULT TO CREATE THE SYMPHONY.

FOR HIS  MASTERPIECE BARON STORM WON 82 GRAMMIES WHICH IS AN ALL TIME RECORD.

ENJOY

 

JULY 9TH 2021

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JULY 8TH 2021

EXOTIC CARS ARE GREAT TOYS THAT YOU CAN BUY WITH AN AVERAGE PRICE RANGE OF OVER $1,000,000 BUT IF YOU HAVE AN ACCIDENT YOU CAN EXPECT TO HAVE HUGE REPAIR BILL.

MANY OF THESE CARS ARE SO POWERFUL THAT MANY OWNERS DO NOT HAVE THE SKILLS TO DRIVE THEM. 

THE VIDEO WE ARE SHOWING YOU TODAY HAS A NUMBER OF DRIVERS THAT DO NOT HAVE A CLUE. 

SO A WORD FROM OUR HERO, FOUNDER AND CEO, BARON STORM. 

“AS AN OWNER OF SEVERAL EXOTIC CARS INCLUDING THE RAREST OF THEM ALL, AND THE MOST EXPENSIVE CAR IN THE WORLD, THE 1995 TRIPLE “O” SEVEN MARK 6. VALUED AT OVER $200 MILLION DOLLARS AND WHICH IS POWERED BY TWO ROLLS ROYCE ENGINES TRADITIONALLY USED ON A BOEING 747, IS GREAT TO DRIVE BUT TERRIBLE ON GAS. 

IT TOOK ME TWO YEARS TO LEARN HOW TO DRIVE THIS CAR NOT BECAUSE IT WAS A COMPLEX PIECE OF MACHINERY,  BUT BECAUSE I LOST THE KEYS AND DIDN’T FIND THEM UNTIL TWO YEARS AFTER I BOUGHT THE CAR.

I CAN HONESTLY SAY THAT EXOTIC CARS ARE A WASTE OF MONEY. BUY A TOYOTA COROLLA.”

BARON STORM HOLDS THE WORLD RECORD FOR FASTEST TRIP AROUND THE WORLD IN AN AUTOMOBILE. 

 

JULY 7TH 2021

BARON STORM IS IN THE NEWS ONCE AGAIN. CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT THE FIRST MANNED FLIGHT WAS ONLY 100 YEARS OR SO AGO. FROM THE FIRST TENTATIVE STEPS OF FLIGHT BY ORVILLE WRIGHT AND HIS BROTHER TO SPACE TRAVEL WE HAVE COME A LONG WAY.

BUT NOW WE ARE GOING EVEN FURTHER THANKS TO THE INCREDIBLE COURAGE OF BARON STORM AND HIS BILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN THE BARON STORM TECHNOLOGY FUND.

WORKING CLOSELY WITH BRITISH INTELLIGENCE HE HAS DEVELOPED PERSONAL JET TRAVEL WITHOUT A PLANE. 

YESTERDAY HE LED AN ATTACK OF SEVEN SAS SPECIAL FORCES ON SOMALI SEA PIRATES WHO HAD CAPTURED AN OIL TANKER.

USING THESE PERSONAL JET PACKS THEY SURPRISED THE PIRATES AND TOOK BACK CONTROL OF THE SHIP IN UNDER THREE MINUTES.

WATCH BARON STORM AS HE SHOWS THE VARIOUS JET PACKS NOW USED BY SPECIAL FORCES.

WATCH THE DEVASTATING DEADLY ATTACK UNFOLD BEFORE YOUR VERY EYES. 

NO WONDER PEOPLE LOVE THE ADVENTURES OF BARON STORM.

 

JULY 6TH 2021

OKAY! WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE?

WE HAVE HAD SUCH A GLOBAL RESPONSE TO OUR “KICK THE SUGAR” GO “NATURALLY SWEET” CAMPAIGN THAT WE ARE NOW LOOKING FOR ENTREPRENEURS TO OBTAIN THE MARKETING RIGHTS TO “NATURALLY SWEET” FOR COUNTRIES AROUND THE WORLD.

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WE ARE PARTICULARLY LOOKING FOR ENTREPRENEURS IN INDIA, AFRICA. NEPAL, BANGLADESH, BRAZIL AND EUROPE. WE HAVE NOW HAD OVER 75 MILLION RESPONSES TO OUR “KICK THE SUGAR” GO “NATURALLY SWEET” CAMPAIGN.

WORK WITH US IN MAKING THE WORLD A HEALTHIER BETTER PLACE BY GETTING RID OF SUGAR ONCE AND FOR ALL WITH “NATURALLY SWEET”

 

JULY 5TH 2021

WIN TV FOUNDER AND CEO, THE INCREDIBLE BARON STORM, HAS ONCE AGAIN BEEN RECOGNIZED FOR HIS EXTRAORDINARY CONTRIBUTION TO THE ARTS AND THIS TIME IT IS FOR HIS EFORTS IN TEACHING THOUSANDS OF YOUNG PEOPLE THE ART OF “SHUFFLE DANCING”

HIS SCHOOL OF “SHUFFLE DANCING” IS OPEN TO ALL PEOPLE FROM THE AGES OF 3 YEARS TO 99 YEARS AS LONG AS THEY HAVE THE $49,99 ENROLMENT FEE.

LOCATED IN THE CWWAGGILLY COAL MINE IN SOUTHERN WALES STUDENTS LIVE FOR ONE YEAR ONE MILE BELOW GROUND.

“IT’S IMPORTANT THAT WE DO THIS BECAUSE ONCE THEY SEE DAYLIGHT FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A YEAR THEIR BODIES TWITCH LIKE A COAL MINE PIT PONY” EXPLAINS BARON STORM.

“THE WIN TV GRADUATES HAVE PENTUP ENERGY THAT MAKES THEM A SUPERIOR DANCER AFTER A YEAR BELOW GROUND” HE EXPLAINS.

THEY HAVE WON EVERY DANCE TROPHY THERE IS TO WIN AND THE MASTER HIMSELF GIVES US A DEMONSTRATION OF HIS WINNING MOVES IN THIS VIDEO.

BARON STORM HAS AGREED TO APPEAR ON THE POPULAR TELEVISION SHOW “DANCING WITH THE STARS” NEXT YEAR FOR A COOL $25,000,000 USD.

ENJOY THE VIDEO

 

JULY 4TH 2021

INDEPENDENCE DAY IN THE UNITED STATES MEANS LOTS OF FIREWORKS.

FOUR YEARS AGO OUR FEARLESS LEADER BARON STORM OFFERED TO BECOME THE FIRST PERSON TO CARRY THE ‘TRIPLE “O” SEVEN “BOMB” FIREWORK INTO THE AIR.

THESE FIREWORKS WERE SO BIG THAT THEY WERE NOT ABLE TO BE FIRED FROM A CANNON.

ALWAYS EAGER TO ENTERTAIN AN AUDIENCE BARON STORM VOLUNTEERED FOR THIS VERY DANGEROUS ASSIGNMENT OF STRAPPING THE TWO SIX FOOT “TRIPLE “O” SEVEN” “BOMBS TO HIS BODY AND BE DROPPED BY A SMALL PLANE AT JUST THE RIGHT TIME TO PROVIDE A CLIMAX TO THE FIREWORK DISPLAY.

FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER YOU CAN SEE OUR FEARLESS YET HUMBLE AND MODEST FOUNDER AND CEO OF WIN TV CARRY OUT THIS MISSION.

THE CATASTROPHIC RESULTS ARE SEEN HERE IN THIS VIDEO AS THE PLANNED EVENT WENT HORRIBLY WRONG.

 

JULY 2ND & 3RD 2021

OUR APOLOGIES FOR NOT GIVING YOU AN UPDATE ON THE 2ND OF JULY BUT OUR FOUNDER AND CE0 WAS CELEBRATING THE LONG WEEKEND BY BEING THE FIRST ASTRONAUT INTO SPACE THAT WAS NOT AFFILIATED WITH NASA.

THE TOP SECRET FLIGHT AIMED TO PUT AN ENTREPRENEUR INTO SPACE BEFORE JEFF BEZOS AND RICHARD BRANSON WAS EXTREMELY SUCCESSFUL.

BARON STORM, THE FOUNDER AND CEO OF WIN TV NETWORK USED STATE OF THE ART TECHNOLOGY DEVELOPED BY THE TEAM OF EXPERTS AT WIN TV WHO SPECIALIZE IN SPACE TRAVEL AND WHO HAVE LITERALLY BEEN SPACED OUT FOR MANY YEARS,

A NEW PROPULSION SYSTEM WAS DEVELOPED FOR THE POWER REQUIRED TO LIFT OUR ILLUSTRIOUS, HANDSOME, YET HUMBLE AND MODEST LEADER INTO SPACE.

DEVELOPED BY BARON STORM THIS UNIQUE SYSTEM REUSES SMELLS IN THE ATMOSPHERE AND RECYCLES THEM. THE IDEA CAME TO HIM ONE MORNING WHEN HE WAS IN THE BATHROOM HAVING A “DUMP”.

HE WONDERED WHAT HAPPENED TO THE SMELL THAT FILLED THE BATHROOM. WITH SIX BILLION PEOPLE DOING THE SAME THING EVERY MORNING AROUND THE WORLD THIS WAS A TREMENDOUS RESOURCE OF UNUSED GAS.

OVER THE LAST FIVE YEARS BARON STORM CREATED A CAPTURE SYSTEM FOR THIS TREMENDOUS “FREE” FUEL.

WHEN THE SPACE SHIP, (KNOWN AS “BIG FART 1”) LAUNCHED, INSTEAD OF A ROAR OF JET ENGINES THE BARON STORM SPACESHIP SOUNDED LIKE A BIG “FART” AS IT LIFTED INTO ORBIT.  ALMOST THE SAME SOUND AS BLOWING UP A BALLON AND LETTING IT GO.

THE 20 MINUTE HISTORIC FLIGHT INTO SPACE SETS ANOTHER MILESTONE OF ACHIEVEMENTS FOR BARON STORM AND THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND HAS DECIDED TO AWARD HIM HIS NINTH KNIGHTHOOD.

HE IS NOW KNOWN AS SIR SIR SIR SIR SIR SIR SIR SIR SIR BARON STORM. WHICH IS EASY TO SAY IF YOU ARE A STUTTERER.

STAY TUNED FOR MORE ADVENTURES OF BARON STORM..

 

JULY 1ST 2021

IT’S A GREAT LONG WEEKEND FOR BOTH CANADIANS AND THE USA ON THE 4TH JULY. THERE IS LOTS TO CELEBRATE ON WIN TV AS WE APPROACH OUR FIRST 100 MILLION RESPONSES TO OUR “KICK THE SUGAR” GO “NATURALLY SWEET”.

THE RESPONSE HAS BEEN GLOBAL AND OVERWHELMING SO THAT YOU TO ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO SUPPORT WIN TV. YOU ARE AWESOME.

SPEAKING OF AWESOME, WE HAVE A GREAT VIDEO FOR YOU TODAY OF AWESOME WOMEN OF THE WORLD WHO ARE ALL DAUGHTER OF OUR FOUNDER AND CEO BARON STORM.

HE HAS MANY DAUGHTERS AND MOST OF THEM WERE BORN DURING HIS  SEVERAL YEARS AS A TOURING ROCK STAR.  

ENJOY THE VIDEO.